Came across this hilarious profile of a Software Engineer, pasted the contents below.
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Profile of a Software Engineer
About me: I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am contributing to the Indian economy, but I guess I am not. I think I love my work, but I do not. I think I hate all people who made me earn my engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living, but and most importantly, I am LOOKING for someone!! Ok...I won't be funny anymore. I am a cool guy with a zeal to enjoy life (If you know me "Just stop laughing!!")
Relationship status : what?
Birthday : The day my PL is about to fire me.
Age : 10111
Here for: web browsing in company hours.
Children : can't be (hey, don't get me wrong here!!)
Ethnicity : Programmer.
Languages I speak : Java, C/C++, 010101110101
Religion: I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love all religions.
Political view : the guy sitting beside me is a pig!!
Humor : weekly.
Fashion: Ask my company HR. Btw, I like jeans, t-shirt and a cross-bag.
Smoking: The second greatest pleasure on the earth.
Drinking : The first is this.
Pets: Yeah, my PL looks like a dog. :-)
Living: Come on, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a software engineer? Believe me, I am living!!
Hometown : My company (Oh God! Please bring my appraiser to this page)
Webpage: http://naukri. com, http://jobsahead. com, http://monster.com * - Isn't it Ultimate???
Passions: searching for the cheapest pub around, cursing my company, looking for other company, remembering my good old college days, worrying about my future.
Sports: quake, CS (Counter Strike), computer chess.
Activities: Are you crazy?
Books: "How to lose weight in 20 days?", "How to live a happy life?", "101 ways to attract a girl", "Java Unleashed", "C++ at your footsteps", Others censored.
Music: Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC, and anything depressing.
TV shows : can't afford one.
Cuisines : Bread Butter, Maggi, burgers and anything available for FREE within 200 meters of my cubicle....
Myth Busters
Here is a list of some popular myths that is around for a long time, and are proved to be wrong.
Some of my myth got busted are...
Some of my myth got busted are...
- Humans use only 10 percent of their brains
- The Great Wall of China is the only man made structure visible from space
- There is no gravity in space
Big Bucks Entering Indian Real-estate
A latest article in moneycontrol states that
Well will this surge the prices of Indian real estate market? Many analysts says no since in the supply-demand ratio the demand has not changed, but nevertheless the demand is still high and hence the price will keep increasing in steady phase as it is now.
But I am surprised to find that, in this 6 page detailed analysis report there is no mention of the ‘Big Daddy’ the
Indian Online Relationsip Counseling Portal
I am very surprised to know that, a new online relationship counseling portal has been launched especially for Indians. The site offers online counselor for as little charge as Rs 150 for 30 minutes. Generally Indians don’t like to discuss about the relationship with others, most of them stick to their parents and sister/brother for advices. It could also be a reason for Indians to use this service. Since this service is available for affordable rate and with complete anonymity, many Indians will give a try for sure provided they realize that such service is available at the correct time.
http://relationshipforever.com/
13 Photographs That Changed the World.
Any picture can speak 1,000 words, but only a select few say something poignant enough to galvanize an entire society. The following photographs screamed so loudly that the entire world stopped to take notice.
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