Intresting e-mail signatures

Intresting e-mail signatures.

During my usual browsing routine I came across this web page. It’s a collection of witty e-mail signatures.

Some of them I liked are…

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As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.

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Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.

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One picture is worth 128K words.

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The UNIX philosophy basically involves giving you enough rope to
hang yourself. And then a couple of feet more, just to be sure.

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The difference between Microsoft and 'Jurassic Park':
In one, a mad businessman makes a lot of money with beasts that should be extinct.
The other is a film.

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"Nobody will ever need more than 640k RAM!"

> -- Bill Gates, 1981
"Windows 95 needs at least 8 MB RAM."
-- Bill Gates, 1996
"Nobody will ever need Windows 95."
-- logical conclusion

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Those who can't write, write manuals.

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import xmlrpclib
srv = xmlrpclib.Server('http://www.microsoft.com/')
for employee in srv.MainDepartment.personnel(): srv.fireEmployee(employee)
-- found in Python XML-RPC example


List is kind of never ending, I don’t have that much time to browse thru all. Will go back to the site after some time ;-)